If you have any trouble sounding condescending, find a Unix user to show you how it's done..

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UNIX is basically a simple operating system, but you have to be a genius to understand the simplicity.

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Unix is user-friendly. It's just very selective about who its friends are.

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There are two major products that came out of Berkeley: LSD and UNIX. We don't believe this to be a coincidence.

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Unix has its weak points but its file system is not one of them.

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Those who do not understand Unix are condemned to reinvent it, poorly.

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